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Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Our young under-21 national soccer team got a royal beating from Italy tonight. I believe it's the head coach's fault. The tv reporter had this to say:
"Tonight we saw the portuguese squad face some dificulties against the italian team, and those dificulties were made worse after minute 1 in the game."

Monday, March 22, 2004

I have just seen the following headliner on tv:
"LONDON WANTS TO STAY IN IRAQ"
Wow, so much english dedication, to want to move their capital city to another continent!

Monday, March 15, 2004

There's this TV show on right now called SexTV and they were talking about a Miss Transexual 2003 contest. Call me old fashioned, but shouldn't the term "miss" be applied to women? I have nothing against it, but honestly, if they want to make a stand as a new gender and they shouldn't use terminology terminology that already exists.

Sunday, March 14, 2004

The new Air cd has recently been released, named "Talkie Walkie". About the title of the record, they say it is the way they've always learned how to say "walkie talkie" and that is the way you say it in France.

Which to me sounds much like saying "Well I never say 'piano' because in my country you call it 'miiiiiiiiiiuskiflunks' and I have always learned to say it like that, and I fail to understand why the rest of the world says 'piano' and not 'miiiiiiiiiiuskiflunks'".

Friday, March 12, 2004

Seeing as blogs do come up in Google searches, i have now taken a marketing decision to attract the kind of target audience i find appropriate. For that, here go the following words to insert in your search engines: free blowjobs, cumshots, lesbian, gangbang, naked celebrities, fetish, bestiality, animals, cum, jizz, spunk, cunt, erotism, eroticism, lick, bdsm, bondage, candle wax, ebony, spanish, mamacitas, bisexuals, bisexual, dirty sanchez, black kiss, wooden pony, bettie page, goth, webcam, piercing, clitoris, boobs, tits, Adult Galleries, Animal Roleplaying, Ball Busting, Casts and Leg Braces, Chastity Belts, Clowns, Corsets, Enemas, Feederism, Feet, Femmes Invisibles, Furries, Glasses, Hair, Hypnosis, Inflatables, Leather, Lifting and Carrying, Macrophilia, Magazines, Masking, Microphilia, Nails, Talons, and Claws, Orthodontic Braces, Plushies, Robots, Smoking, Sneezing, Stomping, Trampling, and Crushing, Superheroes, Unconsciousness, Vore and without forgetting, of course, Lolitas and Black Dicks and Tentacle Sex and things like this.

I thank this post to the wonderful Yahoo! fetish index, one of the most hilarious webpages out there.

But I also include public interest themes! Yes, I want to make a great big mess and mix perverts with other perverts (only more subtle ones) as people from the Republican and Democratic Parties, abortion, pro-lifem Al Qaeda, state budget, public deficit, New England Patriots, Green Bay Packers, Pittsburgh Steelers, the 49ers, New York, Los Angeles, unemployment, Donald Rumsfeld, Iraq, Plato, Burroughs, cannibalism, Big Brother,
Angelina Jolie, poetry, lyrics, tabs, South Park, Spongebob, Family Guy, Ben Harper, Linkin Park, Rock in Rio, Euro 2004, viagra, diploma, studies, free free xxx movies, avi mpeg, FBI most wanted, oscars, happy bunny, sport, economy, time, space, myspace.com, thedilly.com, vampires, emo, make your own clothes, money, how to make money for free, pc, dvd, rip, free mp3, how to give head, how to give oral, hardware, games, downloads, flowers and whatnot. It's enough for now. Here goes the great boom of WhatIsaBlog!
Even if my mental state has never been a cause of worry to myself - others may put their two cents in here -, i am sincerely intrigued by my lack of ability to retain thoughts over the last few days. I should be doing coke, at least i'd have some fun.

Thursday, March 11, 2004

I was in Brazil
Go away towards Brazil
I cam from Brazil
Goy awie towom Barzil

a tiny poem